I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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