But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
As shirtless as possible
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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