I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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