So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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