last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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