What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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