yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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