trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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