Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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