You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
