Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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