i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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