I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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