I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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