Sry I called you an 8
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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