clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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