That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i drank out of a bidet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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