do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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