The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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