I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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