I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You did what with his pubic hair?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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