I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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