STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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