were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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