we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
