quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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