Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Randomize
