JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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