found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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