he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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