think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
