Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So vagazzling was a success
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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