yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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