Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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