im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Damn victory sex feels great
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