people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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