some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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