I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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