i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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