Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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