We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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