he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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