It's Friday. Sex?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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