i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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