well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
