it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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