I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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