Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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