Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Pants are for mortals
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