i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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