We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
vagina is talking i cant
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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