is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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