that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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