I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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